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New Age Speak Deciphered

All fields and communities have their own languages to communicate to each other. In the classes I’m taking in Grad School I am learning about new technologies. In the technology world, at least in school, everything seems to be abbreviated. There’s PLEs and ETCs and BPs. I’m pretty confused at this point, but I would guess in about a month, I’ll be an old pro at this language.

This experience brought me to my thoughts of the metaphysical community. There’s a language there all it’s own. There’s lots of talk of energy and vibes and such. I like things simplified and easy to understand, after all, my job as a translator with animals and Spirit is taking the complex thoughts they send over and translating it into down-to-earth english. So, here’s some new age concepts defined.

New Age Speak:

  • BAD ENERGY. If someone has BAD ENERGY it usually means someone is a jerk, or really negative all the time and feels like a Debbie Downer, or they can feel scary and dark like a walking horror movie.
  • 2012. 2012 is the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. Many metaphysical folk think that this will be a time where some will move into a light dimension and others will stay here. Sounds like other religions’ beliefs. I see it as gradual change that is already happening. Obviously, we are seeing lots of folks waking up and becoming more aware of themselves and their surroundings, because look at all the people who are hanging on to dear life of the 1950s in fear in resistance to change. And women, don’t you just want to go back to the 1950s and take away all your rights and your ability to think or speak?
  • Your thoughts become things. There is truth in this statement but it’s also a great way to beat yourself up even more! Something bad happens? It’s all your fault! You created it! Bad you! You thought wrong. My idea about this is, you know how you think about red cars and all of a sudden, there’s red cars everywhere? There’s ads on tv, someone hands you a magazine with a red car on it? You basically focus on that car and filter out the world like a giant computer and pull to you those images or even only notice those things. It’s like a giant Google search.
  • Lightworkers. Another word for healers born on planet earth to try and clean up the mess we’ve made of it.
  • Downloads. This is usually a dump of information into your brain and all of a sudden, you are super-wise. Unfortunately, it doesn’t always last and you can go back to being confused and bumping into furniture hours later. But, if it’s good information you can use and you integrate it, you can have some really good change in thinking and your perceptions of your problems, and even have solutions you didn’t think of.

I’m sure you have your own definitions and translations. Want to share?

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It’s the Ear Infection Labor Day Sale!

Probably never heard of that kind of sale, eh? My office assistant, Emma Lou, has an expensive recurring ear infection and we are currently financing the current veterinarian’s vacation home. 🙂 So, in honor of Emma’s ear, and the need to help support the veterinarian, and the upcoming Labor Day Sales that occur this time of year, you benefit! Woo hoo!

The special Ear Infection Labor Day Sale is good until Labor Day and starts right about…now.

The sale includes:

  1. 15% off at my Etsy shop which includes my FOR THE LOVE OF DOG book and Dogbunny Zine. Head on over to here and at checkout use coupon code LABORDAY5.
  2. Hour readings for people and dogs are now at the email reading rate until Labor Day. Schedule one now during this time for the discounted rate. (readings will be scheduled for sometime in the next two weeks). Woo hoo! That’s so cool! Yay ears!
  3. Be sure to take advantage of the several Fairy Online School classes including TAG101, which have discounted rates only until August 31st! That’s only 2 days away! Ack!

I thank you and Emma’s ears thank you and of course, the veterinarian thanks you. And the good part is I get to work with you or have you as a student! Win-win for all.

Hmm…perhaps we can make up other interesting holidays.

(Oh, and no, ear infections are not for sale. We found that out. But not sure who would want to buy one unless of course, you wanted to miss work or something.)

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Peek at W is for Weeds card

It’s still in progress, but I thought I’d share my process of birthing a fairy card.

starts with a vision or image that conveys the feeling

I can see now what places need work and what I want to change

fairies · fairy lessons · online courses · online fairy class · spiritual lessons

New Fairy Class Starts Soon!

Thank you for taking the New Class Poll! We have a winner! (For those of you sighing because you wanted an Advanced Animal Communication class, don’t worry. We’ve got a monthly teleclass scheduled in November on that subject!)

New Fairy Class! Let me take you on an adventure.

I invite you to enter deeper into the fairy world. Maybe you took the Fairy Beginner Fairy Healing class, or dipped your feet into Fairies 101 for a look, or maybe you just love fairies and they’ve been sparkling in and out of your life. The Fairy Tools class (part of the Fall Session) we’ll dive into new healing tools you can use and apply in daily, practical life, while having fun exploring different parts of the Fairy Realm.

We visit the Cacti People for targeted help, dive down deep with the Water Spirits, enter Indian Gardens to clear out holes, go to the fields of manifesting magic, head to the Pond of Mirrors, and visit the Flower Garden to heal with color. Sign up in the next two minutes (just kidding), but seriously, if you sign up this week, each student receives a FREE guided fairy meditation to play with later! Go here.

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I’m going to teach you how to make $5,000 in a day

(SATIRE ALERT)

You might be looking at your bills and your business and thinking “I should be making a lot more money because the folks all over the internet tell me I should.” And that’s right!

I need a website that screams at people with the same format as everyone else because that’s what works!

And since I want to make a ton of money off of you so I can sit in luxury and have a flat screen tv and a big boat, I will teach you in one extremely over-priced workshop or teleseminar the secret that you want to make a ton of money. Only I have the answer and you are so curious, you can’t take it! You need to know what that is so you will pay anything!

Of course, there will be lots of talk and I may even be a bit vague. I will give you tools that work for me, but may not work for you. There will be lots of foreplay in my marketing video leading up to now a lot of real action in the end.

I will teach you how to lose that annoying one-to-one interaction and connection with people. Isn’t it more fun charging a ton while you sit and watch videos all day eating bon-bons? I mean, who has time for that anyway?

But wait, there’s more. You might want to buy my other products that promise a bunch but don’t entirely deliver. I sell you the hope and dream, not real material. I just give you that excitement buzz with a catchy title.

It’s all about the dollar, no need for the other things getting in your way. Don’t you want to be a success and win approval? Show how worthy you really are especially in a bad economy? You will show how great you are at manifesting and embodying THE SECRET and show how “special” you are!

Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What if, instead, you are internally guided to what is just right for you? Each day and each baby step along the way, you are not left alone. You’ll have what you need when you need it. Your business is as individual as you are and has specific needs and a plan that work for you. You might be building a very strong business slowly with a solid foundation underneath. It’s a business based on your values and what really floats YOUR boat so it’s a win-win situation between you and the client/customer.

You have the answers inside of you and will be directed to the right outside resources you need. I’ve seen it. I’ve felt it. I’m experiencing it right now.

But hey, what do I know? I’m not a marketing guru. 🙂

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Designing Fairy’s Sketchbook Saturday

I need some fairy loving! It’s a visit to the Fairy Bakery to sweeten your day.

Raspberry creme, yellow cake, & may have wobbled a bit to the left

Made out of the dreams of fairies

Strawberry Supreme: Fairies like pink things

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Fairy Online School Friday: Homework Spotlight

It’s Friday, so that means lessons go out magically to everyone’s e-mailbox. Check out Ruth Elsesser’s (Flower Essences 101 class student) homework on her spotlight plant, Black Eyed Susan.

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And by the way, sign-ups happening now for the Fall September session. Discounted prices in August!

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Animal Communication

Sometimes it’s Simple or Don’t Be a Hypochondriac

I wrote an article in Dogs Naturally magazine about sometimes what is ailing our animals has a  simple solution.

As animal parents, when our babies don’t feel well or appear to have something wrong, the first reaction is panic. Lots of panic. And if we have experienced loss, there’s often fear of losing are animals that flashes through our minds and hearts.

My animals are just like people and have ongoing little things that their bodies like to express. Just like I have seasonal allergies, so do they. Emma’s chronic ear issues have kept the veterinarian happy. After all, those big floppy ears love to attract all kinds of things. They are soft and comfy. Sarah has to deal with older dog issues. I worry about my parakeets because they are getting older, just like Sarah is. But the parakeets are such a mystery to me, having more knowledge of dogs.

Bun-Bun, (short for Abundance), is my opinionated and talkative girl. She had a problem with her cere when it looked swollen back in June. Imagine my embarrassment when I found out she was simply in breeding season.

Prosperity, (not short for anything), is my social boy. His cere had gotten darker gradually the last few months. He spends most of his day with his face submerged in the food bowl, while Bun-Bun likes talking away sitting by the toys.

As a responsible animal parent, I did the logical thing and did a search on the internet. Bad idea. Being a sensitive and creative person, I am also very imaginative and my feelings can run away from myself. The internet is a great source of info but also can be daunting when you are trying to find symptoms = which disease.

I read a dark beak was a sign of cancer! Oh f%$#! Are you serious? It could also be a hormonal imbalance. Okay, who doesn’t have that?

I am so grateful for animal communication. I mean, I really am. I tuned in to Prosperity and to my Guides for extra information while in a calm, relaxed state. ( I had just had a bath.) What I heard and felt was that it was minor what he had, and “outer layers”  not disease, and that he needed a little bath of water which would help. Oh, and more leaves. They love leaves.

I “kept getting” that he needed to wash off that cere. THAT’S animal communication, my dears. He was telling me all along.

I searched through my shallow, narrow bowls that I could put into their extra cage. Prosperity loved it! And a week later, you know what? His beak is BLUE! It’s not a dark brown. He was healed! Bun-Bun checked out the water, and moved to the other side of the cage. Bun-Bun pretty much doesn’t like anything.

For validation I suppose, that same week I had the problem with Prosperity, I had several animal clients having what looked like serious symptoms that turned out to be simple explanations. Sometimes they are allergic to the new pipe stove fumes, or the new food is irritating, or they just need a bath. 🙂

And if you can trust your guidance and what you get through animal communication, then you will trust it when it is more serious and you will know what to do.

Want to learn more? Sign up for the COM102 Animal Communication class.

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Fairy Readers, Spirit Helpers, and Budding Communicators, Oh my!

That’s a long title!

Fairy people so rock. And Fairy Healers can assist people with flower essences, Nature healing techniques, and well, working with that delicious, upbeat fairy energy.

Animal communicators are a special breed. We love and can talk to animals, act as translators and animal counselors and detectives. It’s an important and rewarding calling.

Spirit helpers and readers communicate to Spirits and the spiritual realm, delivering messages to assist and help other grow and heal. We act as a bridge to bring the two worlds together.

As a teacher, I embody all three, and have years of professional & teaching experience to assist psychically-gifted students who are being called to these interesting and unusual professions.

I mention all this because I am currently taking students for the SPIRIT READER and FAIRY HEALER certification programs, as well as Mentor Students for the Animal Communication Mentor program. Most students sign up in January or the Fall, and we are about to hit Fall, which is an excellent time to start training.

If you are feeling an itching or a calling, I’d love to work with you and assist you on your path. Head on over here to check the programs out. And remember, there are two payment programs to make things easier.

Welcome Kindred Spirits! You found the right place.