I’m going to teach you how to make $5,000 in a day

(SATIRE ALERT)

You might be looking at your bills and your business and thinking “I should be making a lot more money because the folks all over the internet tell me I should.” And that’s right!

I need a website that screams at people with the same format as everyone else because that’s what works!

And since I want to make a ton of money off of you so I can sit in luxury and have a flat screen tv and a big boat, I will teach you in one extremely over-priced workshop or teleseminar the secret that you want to make a ton of money. Only I have the answer and you are so curious, you can’t take it! You need to know what that is so you will pay anything!

Of course, there will be lots of talk and I may even be a bit vague. I will give you tools that work for me, but may not work for you. There will be lots of foreplay in my marketing video leading up to now a lot of real action in the end.

I will teach you how to lose that annoying one-to-one interaction and connection with people. Isn’t it more fun charging a ton while you sit and watch videos all day eating bon-bons? I mean, who has time for that anyway?

But wait, there’s more. You might want to buy my other products that promise a bunch but don’t entirely deliver. I sell you the hope and dream, not real material. I just give you that excitement buzz with a catchy title.

It’s all about the dollar, no need for the other things getting in your way. Don’t you want to be a success and win approval? Show how worthy you really are especially in a bad economy? You will show how great you are at manifesting and embodying THE SECRET and show how “special” you are!

Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What if, instead, you are internally guided to what is just right for you? Each day and each baby step along the way, you are not left alone. You’ll have what you need when you need it. Your business is as individual as you are and has specific needs and a plan that work for you. You might be building a very strong business slowly with a solid foundation underneath. It’s a business based on your values and what really floats YOUR boat so it’s a win-win situation between you and the client/customer.

You have the answers inside of you and will be directed to the right outside resources you need. I’ve seen it. I’ve felt it. I’m experiencing it right now.

But hey, what do I know? I’m not a marketing guru. 🙂

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