How Not to Manifest

25 Jan

  1. Obsess over what you don’t have. This is very important for not manifesting what you want.
  2. Freak out completely over what is missing.
  3. Begin to deteriorate emotionally and question if your Guides give a flying monkey or not if you eat, or have gas money, or what you need. Don’t trust at all. And absolutely, don’t, under any circumstances, remind yourself of times when your Guides and the Universe came through for you. This may be the time they don’t.
  4. Feel resentment because what you need isn’t coming from the sources you think it should. Resent everyone. It’s probably their fault.
  5. Don’t allow yourself to play, relax, or enjoy anything, because after all, you need to only focus on creating what you need. This is the responsible way to do things.
  6. Be extra hard on yourself for not manifesting what you need. Tell yourself you are flawed in some way or that no one cares about you.
  7. Force yourself to do things you hate, or that you should do, to get what you want.
  8. Obsess some more. Obsessing is always a good thing to show the Universe how much you really care.
  9. And finally, and this is very important, take all of this very, very seriously.
    – RONNI HALL, who has learned all of this from experience, I hate to admit.

9 Responses to “How Not to Manifest”

  1. Karen Ricks January 26, 2008 at 8:20 pm #

    Thanks for this message, Ronni. It was very timely for me in my life right now. I was doing all the things to manifest negativity. I have been missing the wonderful moments of life that have been going on all around me. Hooo… Nice nudge to get me back on track! Samm


  2. ronnifairy January 26, 2008 at 8:42 pm #

    Thanks Karen. It’s so funny how my pain always seems to help others. 🙂 Big Smile! Heck, we are all in this together…


  3. joyfulseeker January 31, 2008 at 12:47 am #

    This made me laugh, but only because I have been there so many times myself. 🙂 I think that the part about play and taking things seriously is soooo important! JOY seems to be a key component in successful manifestation. It seems to lead naturally to gratitude and release of control, which are also key components.

    Thank you for the laugh and the reminder!


  4. Angelbaby February 11, 2008 at 2:52 am #

    I am so glad I found your site. This is wonderful. I believe the same way. I have tried using the affirmation ….. I am the master of my thoughts. I think only positive thoughts. It does work. It is really nice to find you.

    Love and Blessings,


  5. Ronni, designing fairy February 11, 2008 at 10:37 pm #

    Nice to find you!! I always attract the Angel people. 🙂 What’s with that? Hee hee.


  6. marisol May 20, 2008 at 11:21 am #

    This is hilarious! I was feeling totally crummy this morning worrying about my rent payment etc. I could´nt meditate. So i just rolled up into a ball and said god , I give up , you solve my problems because i haven´t got a clue. I turned on youtube and searched for laughing babies, had a gooood laugh and now i checked in to see if your page was up and found your article another good laugh and confirmation to keep trusting. Thank you x 10000
    excited about the essence page


  7. ronnifairy May 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm #

    Hey Marisol. I have many years experience mastering the art of “not manifesting.” Hee hee.


  8. mik March 6, 2009 at 4:54 am #

    I love your site.
    It’s awesome!



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