spiritual lessons

New Year’s Resolutions I Won’t Keep


Each year, like many of us, I make these lofty goals for my New Year’s resolutions. So in good humor, I give you resolutions I know ahead of time I will not keep.

  • Lose weight and stop eating sugar. (Okay, I know I will lose weight because I just signed up for a yoga class. But the sugar? Come on. Why would I do that? Cookies taste good. Not everything good is bad.)
  • Write six best-selling books. (This I might do being I am so hyperactive, but no pressure.)
  • Be loving to everyone I meet. (I give this one a blank stare. Some folks really get my hackles up.)
  • Walk two miles a day. (Even my dogs are giving me weird looks on this one.)
  • Only think positive thoughts. (Yes, in a perfect world where I am hopped up on sugar 24-7 and have become an Uber Human this is realistically possible. I do have hormones after all.)
  • This year I will deal with all my sh*t, leave it all behind and raise to the highest vibration ever because it’s 2012. (Anything is possible, but….this sounds more like a mind erase, lobotomy or serious repression.)
  • I won’t give a crap what other people think. (I actually want to work on this one.)

What’s yours?