The Top 10 Reasons Why I am Bitchy or Wonky

1. It’s a full moon. Full moons can make sensitive people a little wonky. At the very least, I do want to run outside, throw off my clothes, and howl at the moon with my basset hound.
2. Solar flare activity. I am thinking I am sure it has some affect on my body if the moon does, right?
3. I haven’t had really decent sugar products in two days. That is truly wrong, and a sign I need a night run for something truly decadent. I saw there is Irish Soda Bread in the supermarket.
4. Politics. Why are these politicians so wonky themselves? Do they even think before they speak? They all remind me of the 2 faced mayor of Halloweentown in Nightmare Before Christmas.
5. It’s been all grey skies and windy or cold, so I can’t make it to the forest. That’s wrong too.
6. Dealing with any kind of government or customer service on the phone. They like the HOLD button a little too much. I can still hear the elevator music in my head and the “your call is important to us, so we will make you wait for an hour…”
7. Rush Limbaugh. He just makes me bitchy. Does HE think before he speaks at all? If he were in the schoolyard we would just call him a big bully.
8. Hormones. Enough said. Next time I am coming back as a man, if I have to come back at all.
9. Is it mercury in retrogade yet? It seems like it is always mercury in retrograde. Anytime things aren’t working or wonky I can at least blame it on that!
10. My top 10 reason for being bitchy and wonky is being forced to be positive and all unconditional love when I am in the midst of feeling numbers 1 thru 9. But I am thinking all the above will probably disappear once I can do no. 5. Fairies NEED forests.

Tags: Being Sensitive, spiritual lessons